pathetic.

i made dinner tonight (oven-baked french toast---(it was just a 'meh' for me...probably because it was supposed to sit overnight--i only had an hour)) and combined it with leftovers from LAST night (a delicious egg, biscuit, sausage, cheesy mess (i had(ve) 3 dozen eggs that go bad tomorrow which is why i've googled 'recipes that use a TON of eggs' about 25 times since yesterday).

ok, well like i said, the french toast portion was 'meh' but it certainly didn't stop me from eating three two disgustingly monstrous helpings. but the most pathetic part is this: when i re-heated my third second helping it was so.#&@*.hot. so hot that i had to use hot pads to get it out of the microwave. so i put it on the table to cool off.

and thats when the infusion of sausage and syrup overtook my body..
...and i took a mouthful (and by mouthful, i mean a fistful) of each entree.
at the same time.
(and let's be honest--it was so barbaric i may not have even used utensils)

the burning sensation was akin to the one you get when you take a swig of gas station hot chocolate (AKA HELL IN YOUR MOUTH). so i just swallowed it straight. burning all the way down to my belly. but apparently that wasn't enough. i did it AGAIN BECAUSE IT SMELLED SO GOOD. why do we do this to ourselves?? we know it's hot. it's literally singeing my nose hairs when i smell it but hey, i can try and cool it when it's already IN my mouth by exhaling out in really sharp breaths. you have all done it. you know exactly what i'm talking about.

and now? i can't taste anything at all.

pathetic.

here's the culprit

(but seriously, can you blame me? look at all those delicious delicious calories)